How to make Lube Yourself

Finally I make this blog post. I wanted to do this for a long time *o*.

I started making my own lube, because for some reason most of the lubes I can get anywhere stings. I have no idea if I’m allergic or hypersensitive to some preservatives or too much glycerine or so, however it’s simply irritating and feels bad.

Whatsoever, the same lube usually doesn’t sting when I use it in my pussy. That’s why I already made the assumption that this might be the reason why people say “anal sex hurts so much!!”. Maybe I’m wrong though and I simply have an allergy to a preservative or sth.

Whatever, here’s the guide to make your own lube:

ON YOUR OWN RISK – NO GUARANTEE THAT THIS IS SAFE

Preparations

You’ll need

  • Hydroxyethyl Cellulose aka Natrosol 250HX
  • Drinkable Still Water or Distilled Water (will last longer with distilled)
  • Glycerine or Propylene Glycol (optional)
  • Baby powder / talcum or Titanium Dioxide for colouring it cum-like white (optional and might be carcinogenic if inhaled, so be careful while handling)

As well as a simple sports bottle. I’m using this Nike bottle in clear/pink rise. Sadly the cute pink one is sold out on eBay, so here’s a similar one on Amazon.de

Mix IT!!

You either need Hot/Warm Water or Glycerine/Propylene Glycole to dissolve polymers with a high molar mass like Hydroxyethyl Cellulose. Here’s the guide with Hot water:

  1. Put hot/warm water in the bottle
  2. add the hydroxyethyl cellulose powder, about 5g-10g per 200ml water, depends on your preference. The more you use, the thicker it’ll get hehe
  3. add cum-like white powder (optional)
  4. shake
  5. Let stand for 5-10 minutes. Wait until it cooled down before use
  6. Store in fridge if not used. Will last maximum a week there.

Here it is with glycerine / propylene glycol:

  1. Put either glycerine or propylene glycol in the bottle (or both, try around what you prefer), about 20-30g
  2. add the hydroxyethyl cellulose powder, about 5g-10g if you plan to use 200ml water, depends on your preference. The more you use, the thicker it’ll get hehe
  3. Stir by simply rotating the bottle until the powder dissolved in the glycerine/pg
  4. add distilled water. If not available use still water (warm or cold)
  5. add cum-like white powder (optional)
  6. shake
  7. Let stand for 5-10 minutes. Wait until it cooled down before use
  8. Store in fridge if not used. Will last max. one week with normal water.
  9. With last about a week with distilled water in the frdige.
  10. With propylene glycol it might even last up to a month or longer if stored in the fridge.

If you see weird things floating around or if the smell has changed, throw it out.

what about J-lube / x-lube?

See this post

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